Shank You

Something that some girls say instead of thank you, thinking that it makes them sound cool when really they sound like an idiot. Most often used by the teenage girls who are materialistic and bitchy.

This picture is so cute! I love you!

Aw shank you!
I take back what I said. You're an idiot.

by trafosdrow June 19, 2010

Spankwagon

When you hide your all your porn in the trunk of the car so your wife can't find it.

Shit there's not enough room for the spare tire. This Spankwagon is topped out!

by WackyJoe February 9, 2010

Spankasm

Achieving orgasm through spanking.

Misty's sex life went to a new frontier after her first spankasm

by Jackie Dangerous February 11, 2010

Spankelhoosted

To get completely fucked up, and not give a fuck about anything.

"Drake got really fucking spankelhoosted the other night."

"Jesse asked a hawaiian girl to fuck him while he was spankelhoosted."

by armadakid January 7, 2012

spankidextrous

The ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !

by smart pants guy October 11, 2013

Spanking Balls

When a man has done something bad and a girl puts him over her lap and spanks his balls with her hand or hair brush.

I will continue spanking balls if you keep crying.

by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017

Spankinator

A dad who always beats his kids.

I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.

by Jahamez May 7, 2019