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Ship Swapper 

Players in the game Sea of Thieves that participate in an alliance and queue up for an activity, the Ship Swappers are those that wish to leave a specified event and effectively jump the queue in transferring to another ship of their choice.
That dirty ship swapper wanted to leave Merchants for World Events!

I once knew a ship swapper, they went home with the first dirty Sea Dog to offer them a spot on their bowspirit

The galdem don't swap ships...
Ship Swapper by ToxikRee May 1, 2021
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watermelon slapper 

A male of African decent that grabs and or gropes the female breast.
“Aye! My boy Tyrone was a total watermelon slapperat the club last night!”

Ball Snipper 

A ball snipper is a form of Cock And Ball torture, where the person's balls are snipped off by another
"The ball snipper snipped my balls off and it fucking hurt so badly"
Ball Snipper by Kid Ultra September 23, 2021

Baloney Slapper 

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.
I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.

Knee Slapper 

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*

duckbilled slapperpuss

The Duckbilled Slapperpuss is a variety of plastic enhanced female, those of extortionately large lips and breasts who spend copious amounts of financial resources on looking like something from a sexual fantasy of dubious nature ! That’s the Slapperpuss for you !
I came across the Duckbilled Slapperpuss on her way to the rail station, her name I can’t recall, but the memories linger of her enhancements !

Water Slappers 

Feet next to or in body’s of water
Stop splashing me with those water slappers of yours.