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Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.
Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.
by jøkull March 13, 2023
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SENPAI SLURP

This is a floptropican non formal way of saying “cvm”
Person 1: you made me SENPAI SLURP
Person 2: omg let me taste
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penis slurper

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better
by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023
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semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.
Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.
by anonymous November 24, 2023
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Slop Slurper

A person who mindlessly consumes low-quality or brain-numbing content online, often found indulging in engagement bait, pointless drama, and AI-generated posts on Reddit without questioning their authenticity. Slop slurpers actively enjoy participating in fake internet stories and shallow debates, often oblivious to the irony of the content they're engaging with. Think of them as digital cattle, eagerly lapping up every spoonful of slop the internet throws their way.
"Bro, you seriously spent your Saturday night getting worked up over engagement bait on Twitter? You’ve gone full slop slurper, my dude."
by BigLSharp September 4, 2024
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Arkansas slurpee

When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw
Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee
by 333bam September 14, 2024
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Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.
“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.
by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024
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