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Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.
Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.
by jøkull March 13, 2023
mugGet the Takiton Slurpeemug.

Takiton brofest

Takiton brofest
Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making a Takiton brofest.
Alex: Johnny, wake up!
Johnny: Why?
Alex: I want a Takiton brofest for breakfast!
by jøkull March 15, 2024
mugGet the Takiton brofestmug.

Takiton Brofest

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making a Takiton Brofest
Alex: Johnny, wake up!
Johnny: Why?
Alex: I want a Takiton brofest for breakfast!
by jøkull March 15, 2024
mugGet the Takiton Brofestmug.

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