5 Seconds of Summer

Another manufactured boy band thrown together by a money-hungry corporation to get a quick buck off gullible 10 year old girls. Much like One Direction, they're songs are the same thing: make an anonymous compliment to some girl, so every 10 year old girl on the planet will go: "OMG! He said that to me! I have to go buy more overpriced 5SOS merchandise now!" And that is the goal of these people. They're fans say, "They're not a boy band! They play instruments! Boy bands don't play instruments!" Yeah, honey, they do. They can't play them WELL. But they do play them. So does OneRepublic, and they're a shitty boy band.

Fangirl: "OH. MY. GOD! 5 Seconds of Summer released their new EP! And it's only $340! Can I get it mom?! They also have this new 5SOS jacket! It's only $150!"

by ledzeppelin1 August 19, 2014

Sex Summer

The best thing ever. Based in the summer of 2007.

Dude1: Yo, wanna go to Mardi Gras?

Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!

Dude1: Fuck yeah!

by Cruciverbalist June 21, 2007

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

scummers

Bunch of pricks from southampton. They usually dress in a red and white striped shirt.

Just look up southampton and you have your example of a scummer.

by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005

Summer (n.)

The true passion of Amin.

Summer and Amin lived happily ever after with a million foreign kids.

by Jenny August 3, 2004

Summer Gains

For weightlifters, powerlifters, and bodybuilders still in school, these are the gains made during summer vacation. Proper rest, unlimited access to food, and increased training capacity causes gains to skyrocket.

Lifter 1: Man, my body is wrecked. 6 hours of sleep, piles of homework, its killing my gains.
Lifter 2: I hear ya. I haven't pr'd in over a month. How long til summer?
Lifter 1: 1 month
Lifter 2: Thank fuck. Can't wait for them summer gains!

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

scammer

What happens to Indians that don't have real jobs

Scammer: Hello sir we have detected malicious bad not good hacker scary software on your computer
Me: Oh no what am I going to do
Scammer: First hit control alt c

Me: One question what is your name?
Scammer: Richard...I mean Raj... wait no Robertson...Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta... oh wait.... shit
Me: Damn scammer

by Makundra December 3, 2017