Scarlett

What can I say Scarlett, you take my breath away. Rain or shine, you are mine, look so fine in your Calvin Klein. Kiss me here, kiss me there, kiss me everywhere. Lips went numb, call me bum, you are my favourite person under the sun. Never leave, my looks may deceive, always say can I sleep.

Scarlett, sorry i'm such a nana.

by allting November 23, 2020

Igga Scale

A scale to rank African Americans, starting from best to worst:

Trigger: A true nigger
Nigger: A normal black person, nothing special
Wigger: A white boy who wants to be a nigger
Tricca: A trick nigga
Snigga: A snitch nigga

Cam: Man doe, that boy clemons is such a trigger.

Rex: Fuck you say?

Cam: A trigger man, a true nigger. Know your igga scale

by MCW executives December 9, 2012

human scale

The size, texture and articulation of physical elements that match the size and proportions of human sight and speed.

The design features of traditional main streets are generally of a human scale.

by jsuffs July 7, 2015

The Scarlet lipper

The scarlet lipper: that thing the day after you drink a bunch of red wine where your bottom lip is stained red, indicating to all your previous night's lapse in judgment.

Pour me another glass cause it looks like I'm wearing the Scarlet lipper to work on Friday.

by The ides June 23, 2018

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

Rating a female 1-10 based on her looks, 10 being the highest.

Damn Steve did you see that sexy girl? She was at least a 9. Regarding the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale.

by ImZeedo September 23, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

The 1-10 female attractiveness rule is used to describe how good a woman looks in a situation where you or your conversation partner cannot see the woman. Usually an average woman is described as either a 5 or a 7 depending on how picky the man is. Taking the 5 as an average the following numbers reflect the respective amount of attractiveness
1-Cringe while thinking about her, have trouble looking at the woman for extended periods of time
2-Ugly
3-Simply unattractive
4-Would consider for a one off but never admit to it and need deniability
5-Average
6-Low priority no need to try too hard to impress her
7-Attractive, pretty enough to want to go after but not pretty enough to care about rejection
8-Very attractive, still able to control yourself but biased towards anything that will get you close to her
9-Jaw might drop and instantly begin thinking on how to hit on her as soon as you see her.
10-Highest level of attractiveness, causes irrationality and excessive day dreaming. So attractive that men usually mess it up for fear of rejection or disbelief that she's real.

"So i was in the park the other day and from the distance I saw 2 girls"
"What were they on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale?"
"They looked to be like a 7 or 8"
"Did you go up to them?"
"Yeah but they turned out to be a 4 and a 5 upon closer inspection, so I bailed"

by AngelicMonk September 25, 2016

1 or 0 Scale

This is the new age rating system for rating women nearby. A "1" is a girl that is bangable and that's it. This system takes the 1-10 scale and reduces it to a simple yes or no. "0" is the equivalent to a no.

This system only works because it takes all the variables out of the rating system. Yous should not use beer goggles and do not have to justify the reasons for the person is a 1 or a 0.

Dude: "Bro look over there!!! Is that a 1 or 0 on the 1 or 0 scale? (holds up one finger) over there".

Bro: " Dude that is a 0 for me".
Dude: "Why she is hot!"
Bro: "........"

by Red Bearded Wizard September 24, 2019