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rusty louie

when a man butt fucks a loved one, fills their asshole full of PISS. He takes her thumb and inserts it into her ass. This is so you won't get piss on the bed.
I laughed my ass off as I watched Sally run to the bathroom, with her thumb up her ass, trying not to leak my piss on the bed or floor. She loves it.
by bonanza jellybean February 20, 2005
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rusty sherrif's badge

dirty battered "ring piece"
Also known as Rusty Bullet Hole, Ass Hole, Brown Eye, Wrong'Un, Exit Sphincter, Poop Hatch, Loaf Chopper, Cornhole, Poop shute, Shitter, Batty Button, Fudge Barrier, Your Momma's Favourite Place or Brown Blow Hole
A homosexual might say "Hmmm, your rusty sherrif's badge is looking tasty today"
by Tim Evans February 3, 2004
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Rusty Wallace

Nascar driver. Drove Ford car for many years, switched to Dodge near end of career. Miller Lite was primary sponsor. Drove the #2 car. The previous definition makes no sense at all.
Rusty Wallace was a great driver.
by RustyRusty December 31, 2005
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rusty smooch

the act of 2 persons putting their assholes together, as if they were kissing.
dan wants to rusty smooch with this guy he works with.

hey mike i was wondering if we could rusty smooch? im kinda in the mood
by puckerboxer5000 May 12, 2010
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rusty doorknob

When a girl poops on a man's penis, and leaves it to dry, for a few hours (this is essential!) and then returns to give him a handjob as if she were turning a doorknob. A rusty doorknob.
"OMG Rhonda gave Bernie a rusty doorknob last night! He says he now has a new perspective on life."
by Danprabjanif Kinharbak November 5, 2011
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Rusty Venture

An alcoholic mixed drink created by wayward comic creator Chandra Free. The ingredients of which have not been specified.

The drink is a reference to a "Rusty Venture", which is a supposed specific, vulgar sex act whose definition is constantly in question, and which provides a running joke in the "Operation P.R.O.M." episode of "The Venture Bros.". A television program on Adult Swim, a late night, grown up block of shows on the Cartoon Network.

The hypothetical drink's creation derives from a conversation on the social networking site Twitter that Chandra had with a deranged, yet tragically visionary fan.

This creation mythos is widely accepted among Venture scholars, since during her free time Chandra became heavily involved in the VB community, and captured its hearts when her fan art was featured during infamous Adult Swim bumps. Furthermore, her subsequent graphic novel "The God Machine" features a foreword by Doc Hammer, co-creator of the Venture Bros.
My friends are coming over to watch season 4. I ordered a pizza, I'm practicing my SGT. Hatred voice, and Spookychan is making Rusty Ventures in the kitchen.
by Hibulp May 18, 2011
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rusty trumbone

a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.
it was fucking sick when jill gave andre a rusty trumbone and he took a shit in her face and splooshed in her hand
by zak k. June 9, 2003
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