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private past relationship

its when people don't talk about past relationships and keep it secret because they did something so terribly wrong and horrible they know that no one else would ever date them . it could even lead to prison time as well. maybe not all their relationships in their past will be private but they sure do have some they dont want to tell anyone.
i don't want to talk about my past, that's not me anymore, i'm different. private past relationship.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009
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relative humidity

The sweat that rolls off of your back while banging your sister-in-law.
The relative humidity was 100% while I tapped dat ass.
by trig February 16, 2005
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relatively speaking

True in situations similar to the one at hand
Lisa Left Eye Lopes on Hat 2 Da Back:

"Relatively speaking, I am no ordinary dip
Cause I ain't reachin' hipped
Til you be thinkin' I'm flipped

And that is ooooh on the TLC tip"
by BlueRose💙🌹 June 29, 2014
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Complicated Relationship

Two people who are flirtatious and post eachother on social media that have some type of fling going on but are not dating for whatever reason.
Are you guys dating you always talk about eachother? Its kinda complicated relationship rn
by Newin lol August 24, 2018
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Meaningful Over-Night Relationship

some little ho you can sleep with whenever you want. just an over night relationship. not strings attached.
That was the best Meaningful Over-Night Relationship i've ever had. it was better than my girlfriend with no strings.
by kristen39 December 13, 2007
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relationship

To be narbed more than one time by the same person
by Anonymous February 7, 2003
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