oily fart 

A fart that can occur while on certain meds or after eating certain foods that is similar to a shartbut much more liquidy. It can also leave a grease ring.

Paris Hilton: I better not wear white pants for a while
Nick Lachey : Why?
Paris: I'm on some meds to control my shopping sprees and they give me oily farts, I wouldn't want to leave a grease ring around my ass.

oily fart by iateamonkey June 27, 2006

oila/oilo 

someone saying something dumb, or hard to believe

Ashley- “yeah, my mom just got her taxes and she said she was gonna give me half
Maria- “ oila/oilo

oila/oilo by RABGAFBANBBBHFSFSOMASOCTPTFOAN March 3, 2019

coochi oiler 

A mathematical method used to solve second order differential equations. Named so because it makes all the coochi's wet. Ironically even after using this method mathematicians still can not get the coochi. (Also known as Cauchy-Euler)

My coochi oiler equation last night got soaked by my girlfriend so I had to start it over again.

coochi oiler by ProfessorNewton May 1, 2017

Oiled Up 

The act of lubricating oneself in oil before sex to minimise friction.

Ian oiled up before inviting Phillip round for a game of nude charades.

Oiled Up by Us-Trap July 30, 2021

OILIX 

A fictional bacteria from the MSX game "Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake". It is capable of producing crude oil and replicating at an astounding pace, and is planned to be used as a fuel source by humanity. However, while Dr. Marv, its inventor, is on his way to a conference to present the formula, he is kidnapped by a terrorist group led by Big Boss, thus triggering the events of the game. At the end, it is supposedly delivered to the colonel.

Dr. Marv and the OILIX formula have been taken to Zanzibar land. You must recover them, snake.

OILIX by Mr Dark May 5, 2008

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

Oiling The Teak by Teakman April 27, 2009

Essential Oils 

Magical healing oils used by anti vaxxers

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen

Essential Oils by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020