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A fictional bacteria from the MSX game "Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake". It is capable of producing crude oil and replicating at an astounding pace, and is planned to be used as a fuel source by humanity. However, while Dr. Marv, its inventor, is on his way to a conference to present the formula, he is kidnapped by a terrorist group led by Big Boss, thus triggering the events of the game. At the end, it is supposedly delivered to the colonel.
Dr. Marv and the OILIX formula have been taken to Zanzibar land. You must recover them, snake.
OILIX by Mr Dark May 5, 2008
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A micro-organism that can enrich crude oil and replicate it. Said to be cheap (as in low-cost).
"If someone could develop a micro-organism capable of enriching & purifying oil, we'd have a nearly infinite supply of oil! ^.^ Sadly, it's all fiction. -.-' "
-me
Oilix by Dave November 30, 2004
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Oiligarchy 

1. A government and economy controlled solely on the buying and selling of oil.

2. A government literally controlled by oil companies.
1. The US is an oiligarchy thanks to Bush.

2. The US is an oiligarchy thanks to Bush.
Oiligarchy by Ryan M C March 29, 2009

Oiling the wood 

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
Oiling the wood by the_wrangler February 21, 2009

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.
It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.
Oiling The Teak by Teakman April 27, 2009
Oili is a sweet and funny girl. She is very athletic, competitive, and she is very aggressive when she plays sports. She is very pretty and boys swoon over her. If you get to know her she is very funny. When you talk to her you can't help but laugh. She can make friends with everybody everywhere.
Person 1: OOOOO she's hot!
Person 2: She must be an Oili !
Oili by Kamalani25 March 23, 2020

oiling up 

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way
He was oiling up while we fucked
oiling up by Yo granny April 4, 2021