oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.
Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023

by egiantspammer July 29, 2022

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

Oliver, an interesting person who reminds you of Technoblade for some reason?
Likes to play a lot of games and hopes to be a YouTuber and/or a streamer
Likes to listen to music preferred type is classical or what ever is good now.
Likes you write A LOT and look at quotes for fun and read too,
He has surprisingly good grades and very mature for his age.
Probably bullied in school :(
Either plays the violin or wants too, his aesthetic is probably dark academia or anything academia style.
Likes to explore things and watch crime’s shows :)
Doesn’t sleep, and most likely a dsmp addict :
Likes to play a lot of games and hopes to be a YouTuber and/or a streamer
Likes to listen to music preferred type is classical or what ever is good now.
Likes you write A LOT and look at quotes for fun and read too,
He has surprisingly good grades and very mature for his age.
Probably bullied in school :(
Either plays the violin or wants too, his aesthetic is probably dark academia or anything academia style.
Likes to explore things and watch crime’s shows :)
Doesn’t sleep, and most likely a dsmp addict :
Oliver’s mind: gay, dsmp, dnf, five nights at Freddy’s, I hate this place, lol losers, I wonder if I can read a gay fanfic during class, I HATE MATH, I wonder if anyone read my dnf fanfic lol. I like the name oliver :
by phatdinonuggies January 1, 2022

by Hofmann69420 November 21, 2021
