Mortard

An individual who consists of being half moron, and half retard.

Alex: everyone in Iraq is sheia

Me: are you a fucking mortard

by V01D_YT June 14, 2022

Morții Mā-tii

A common Romanian swear word that is pretty offensive,saying to someone this is pretty bad it means (ur dead relatives) Morții - Dead

Mā-tii - Dead Relatives (originaly it means ur mums but in translation to english thid is the most fair tearms)

Du-te în Morți Mā-tii (Go to ur dead relatives) Du-te - Go în - In (some things cant translate from Romanian to english properly thats some words means the most aprropiate deffinition to the respective word.) Morții Mā-tii

by MRPikachu32 July 3, 2022

mortality

if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.

person on the street: got some mortality?
Doug: no, sorry, i'm all out. (keeps walking)

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

Mortish

Vish's brother Mortish is a person who is possibly a 10 year old child, but likely a scammer. A sweet and innocent person, Mortish is extremely gullible and can be fooled by the most ridiculous manipulation attempt. If you ever see someone named Mortish in public, attempt to scam and trick them for their personal belongings and money. Unfortunately, a Mortish is highly incompetent, which means they will likely never have more than $45 dollars to their name. Do not let this stop you from scamming them though, it will be the easiest $40 you will ever make.

Bro number 1: "Vish's brother Mortish was so gullible he traded two 20 dollar bills for 100 pennies."

Bro number 2: "Holup – lmao."

by unbeatable23 July 23, 2022

Mortal world

The physical dimension where the ordinary mortals live.

The Olympian deities boasted, 'The mortals are so lowly, since they come from the mortal world, which is also called 'the lower-air' and we gods are way-up in status, since we come from the celestial godly realm, which is also called 'the upper-air', (ie. The Aether/Cosmos).'

(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022

Mortal

A physical human with no extraordinary magical powers, divine ancestry, past-life in the godly realm or possibly any belief in magic, as well as who is from the mortal world and whose ghost's lifespan is just temporary.

A demigod mocked, 'You mortal, like most other ones, have no divine purpose in life, but just live to eat, sleep and work, unlike us demigods, so I don't understand why you exist for.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022

Mortgage Broker

Someone who helps you get a low rate Mortgage.

Damn, my Mortgage Broker got me the Patty B Rate...1%.

by Skin DIver August 1, 2022