Mexican muscle  

Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.

4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.

"I see the Mexican muscle everyday"

Mexican muscle by JulioJunetes March 27, 2007

Mexican Titty 

Noun. A shot of alcohol used in desperate measures. It is made by using a split shot glass, filling half with tequilla and half with skim milk.

Phil: Dude, what do ya wanna drink?
Sean: I been cravin' a Mexican Titty all day!!

Mexican Titty by J W H 4 June 23, 2005

Mexican Bouquet 

Stealing flowers of your neighbors front yard and giving it to another person.

For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.

Mexican Bouquet by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Fortune Cookie 

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.

Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.

Mexican Fortune Cookie by Maxwell February 14, 2005

Mexican Guillotine 

Noun.) The act of being constipating and profusely attempting to shit, only to have the shit prairie dog back in, with the extra effort usually causing the sphincter to close prematurely, depositing your "hard work" piece by piece in the commode.

Verb.) (Mexican Guillotining) Engaging in the Mexican Guillotine.

1.) "God, man. I shouldn't have eaten those 10 5-layer burritos from Taco Bell. I was up all last night pulling off a Mexican Guillotine. That goddamn cheese is how they get you..."
2.) "Dude. I feel bad for Jim. I heard that bastard in the bathroom during lunch break, and he sounds like he's having a pretty hard time. He's probably Mexican Guillotinin' it so bad in there, it's starting to look like a damn Fiesta."

Mexican Guillotine by Fotzengeil April 6, 2010

Mexican waffle 

the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")

That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck in his room and left him a Mexican waffle.

Mexican waffle by Sam F March 23, 2005

mexican gazebo 

portable toilets , outhouse

"man i gotta take a shit , ill go in that mexican gazebo

mexican gazebo by regal November 4, 2003