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Jimmy just came out of swimming classes and went to go shower. You see, theres 28 students and only 20 showers, and the showers don't have walls between them, so you have to shower with other people. This is only a boy's swimming class. Jimmy looked at other people's cocks and got hard. His coach said, "Come with me, I have a special shower for you since it's crowded." He followed. Suddenly, his coach started fucking him so hard he cummed all over. His friend came in and the coach left, Jimmy and his friend masturbated together.
by 10inchMONSTERcock October 27, 2022
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masturbation

for horny bitches:
i heard my parents car finally leave the drive, running to the draw filled with dildos and lube. i ripped off my clothes until all that was left was my thong. i gently started to rub my pussy, feeling instant relief and wanting more. i ripped off my panties, enjoying it even more raw. the more i rubbed, the more vigorous i got. it was throbbing now, begging for those fingers to slide right in. i moaned at the thought of it, inserting my middle finger into my clit, pounding it in and out. but 1 wasnt enough, my index finger slid in along with my middle finger going as deep as i could. cum building up, rubbing and fingering myself even harder to the point my legs were shaking. the adrenaline was insane, building up until i moaned so loud my throat hurt. i couldnt stop moaning, it just felt so good. i needed more, i craved more. i slammed my draw open and pulled out my dildo. i placed it facing upwards on my floor and yanked my fingers out of my pussy. i started to bounce on it, turning into aggressively riding it and pumping it into my body. god it felt so good. my pussy was dripping wet. i could feel the cum about to leave my body, clenching to not finger myself even more. this lasted a few seconds before it squirted out of me, launching across the room and landing on my door, dripping down. the moan that came out of me was the best one yet. i couldn't help but rub my pussy even more until my brother came in my room. not realising he was home, he said
"no need for masturbation, i can help with that"
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The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.
Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
by L*na August 2, 2022
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disagreement masturbation

The act of listening and/or watching news media and opinions you disagree with to enjoy the fact that you disagree with it.
Sarah the atheist liberal enjoys listening to fundamentalist conservative Christian radio stations because she likes disagreement masturbation.
by qwartwater February 1, 2024
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masturbate

I would masturbate all night
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Masturbation

The more you masturbate the smaller your dick gets
Did you know you get a smaller dick by masturbation
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Masturbate

Masturbating is when you rub your cheesy virgin penis or vagina because your a fucking virgin
Nerdy ass nathaniel: im gonna masturbate because no woman will touch me

Chapter book reading geek sarah: Im gonna masturbate because my boyfriend got lost in my pussy
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