martin

An Asian who has a smaller personality then his dick,

Martins dick isn't in the right place. It needs to go back in his pants. "Help my dick/pants keeps falling off"

by Chik October 30, 2017

Martin

Someone who never knows how to make a story short. Also a highly motivated individual when putting his mind to something but will most likely fail miserably.

He’s a Martin for sure.

by nocoomamatata September 1, 2019

Mārtiņš Brants

One of the Most retarded niggas alive. Once tried to rape his sister. Also has a micropenis

Aww fuck , i have to listen to Mārtiņš Brants again

by BruhCheck November 6, 2019

Russ Martin

To take credit for something you didn't do; to pretend something is true about one's self knowing it's not. Based on the misinformation given by Russ Martin about his ratings ever surpassing Howard Stern's ratings.

The Pope claims to speak directly to God, but we all know what a "Russ Martin" the Pope is. Am I right?

by Rusty-Shackleford September 15, 2016

Long County Marching Band

The best thing in the world and definitely better than the football team. Duh

Person1: Hey did you hear the Long County Marching Band at the game last night? They were amazing!

Person2: duh! That’s the only reason I go anymore! It hurts to watch the football team play!

by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 17, 2018

Sir Martin Wagstaff

This is a reference to the penis, Originating from the 17th century. Used especially in a context where respect is due.

Oh! Please! not Sir Martin Wagstaff!

by kiki7 August 22, 2006

Dale Martin

the love of my life, the only one for me, and the one that i would love to spend the rest of my life with. Also, the one who has captured my heart, who is better than anyone in the world. Dale is the only person i can truly say i have loved with all my heart. I've never felt like this before when im around him i get all these butterflies, and just cant stops smiling. And to be in his arms is the most perfect thing in the world. his arms are heaven, a big security blanket. and the safest place on earth, also the most loving place for me.

Dale Martin is my baby boy.

Dale is the hottest, sexiest guy in the world

by Kayla_RayAnn February 19, 2009