My uncle Joseph got married yesterday. Instead of having his usual fun time down at the club, he had to spend time with his wife. Little did he know that this was going to last forever. This would eventually turn into a horror story, he had kids that he had to take care of. They hated him, he hated them, the wife hated them, they just couldn't figure out what to do. Finally, she had enough and decided to divorce him. This was the end of his life because she took everything he had because he didn't have a prenuptial agreement and he lost everything to her, and he had to keep the kids. He eventually killed himself in an alleyway because he had no home and society called him a failure when they took away his kids because he simply could not raise them with his very low income. The moral of the story? Marriage is outdated and family should be outlawed.
by superlizard234 August 11, 2011
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A Man or Boy from the North East of Cumbria (Workington). Mainly Made out to be "Hard" Also see Scully!
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Hello! How are you doing? We are having a good time. Goodbye.
Hello! How are you doing? We are having a good time. Goodbye.
by Mangus January 23, 2004
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