liver board

An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.

Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).

Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?

by MSMStud October 25, 2007

liver of steel

Able to drink undefined amounts of alcohol without chunking or feeling any kind of hangover the next morning.

He partied so hard last night and he's fine this morning! He must have a liver of steel!

by mikel martindale November 3, 2010

Liverage

Liverage this means freedom from an entangled source. Also this can mean gaining liberty or license to something.

I have longed to gain liverage from my parents since I turned 18.

by Nielar May 31, 2018

Ronnie Mcnutt Livestream

Ronnie Mcnutt filmed a live stream apparently talking to the phone about losing his job, four minutes into the video he grabs what seems to be a shotgun underneath his jaw and pulling the trigger, causing his head to split sideways, the livestream ended when the police came inside his house two minutes later to stop the recording.

guy 1: Bro did you watch the Ronnie Mcnutt livestream?
guy 2: Yeah, that sucks bro.

by Albert Breitenberger December 9, 2021

Supports the Liverpool

A term to describe a homosexual male who is fond of the male genitalia or anus (which is also known as the Liverpool end).

Girl 1: "Ooh this guy is kinda cute..."
Girl 2: "Not going to happen, he supports the Liverpool."

Guy 1: "Why does Dion want to play soggy sao all the time?"
Guy 2: "It's because he supports the Liverpool."

by Rian Gigs December 16, 2011

LiveLeak

The one place on the internet you can find both pop culture news opinions of heroin strung out alcoholic traveling circus clowns and watch grainy films of peoples head getting blown off.

Dude did you see that new Liveleak video of a school bus getting run over by a train in mexico?

by Hurrderpderp October 26, 2014

Liver Spank

A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.

Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.

Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!

by Brad December 28, 2007