Cobbin my Knob

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob

Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!

by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023

Plonck Knob

When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.

When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.

“You plonck knob!”

by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021

knob elf

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite

Ryan Looks like a knob elf.

by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016

knob butter

The kind of slime left on your knob after ramming a kuntren in the face pussy

My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once

by Bunkylove April 5, 2017

Knob jockey

A first class cunt, top of the range insult.

Fuck off you knob jockey

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

knobs

a woman's nipples, in reference to their appearance and propensity to be tweaked

"Show us your knobs!"

by todlich June 21, 2020