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the heater

An e-mail sent to someone immediatelay after they've pissed you off, usually festooned with plenty of expletives.
Sherry sent Matt a heater after he fired her for making copies of her ass on the copy machine.
by Bojangles VanHooten December 23, 2004
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the heater

when you fart with your butt-cheeks clenched.
He sat on her face and gave her the heater.
by jeff December 30, 2004
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heather phyles

sometimes a mexican pretty lady. loves stretching her lobes. is the best student at framingham state college. wears innapropriate t-shirts and tries to hide them by zippin gup her north face. "to smoke the crack"
by pink headband December 10, 2009
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Heather

Heather is a girl who loves shopping(at Walmart).She is bad at makeup. Is born with blonde hair but always dyes it. Has 3 kids. And is needy and is never herself only around 3 am when she turns into the devil. She loves eating kids. And has a husband for 40 years then gets a divorce.
Such a heather. My kid is missing
by ButtholeEater3 June 7, 2018
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Heather

Big booty beauty who don't play when its dominos time. She'll rub you down and dutch oven you 10 minutes later. She steals the covers like she steals yo shirts...fucking potato
Heather: aahhhh! Poor heather!
Me: girl! You done farting in them covers!
by Ninjabootyjuice696988 July 30, 2018
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Heather

A girl who is the biggest hoe in the friend group. She’ll cheat on you, break up with you and when you finally find someone who’s worth your time that’s when she’ll swoop in and want to be friends with you. Heathers often prefer to be in open relationships and when they are in a relationship they’ll take everything they can from the person... worse yet if their person has money.
Look at her, she reminds me much of a Heather.
by Heatherparr May 4, 2020
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Heather

A beautiful black woman who is strong and amazing. She is the life of the party. Shoe gets all the boys and everyone wants to be her. Her sense of comedy is unmatched it’s part of her appeal.
“Wow Breonna looks so pretty.”
“Yeah she’s totally a heather.”
by Kinkdaddybussy August 19, 2020
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