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Heather is a girl who loves shopping(at Walmart).She is bad at makeup. Is born with blonde hair but always dyes it. Has 3 kids. And is needy and is never herself only around 3 am when she turns into the devil. She loves eating kids. And has a husband for 40 years then gets a divorce.
Such a heather. My kid is missing
by ButtholeEater3 May 20, 2018
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She is a mom of 3. Eats children, loves Walmart. Has a husband for 40 years then gets a divorce. Is badddd at makeup. She has blonde hair and dyes it.
by ButtholeEater3 May 20, 2018
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