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german

a people with a hatred for britain, which is good. a nice country with rivers and stuff and black forest gateaux,chatex,ghatex. well black forest cakey stuff which is lovely. absolute beer monsters just like the irish. not to be confused with australian where arnie and hitler are from.
hi im german you like to fuck me? (irish fella) aye sure but im not into kinky stuff im not gonna pish on ye.
by da origanal playa June 11, 2006
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germans

are one of the best warriorrs&lovers we will fight to the death cause we protect are believes also we have the biggest cocks and we are not nazi's and also hitler was hungarian so dont be mad at germans he started it and really think about it if some other race thought that your people are gods wouldn't you follow that person.
germans are great warriors

germans have are not nazi
by germanwarrior November 9, 2007
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German fudge slam.

the german fudge slam is performed by the female shitting on the males dick while getting it in the ass. After he has a shitt covered dick that looks like a fudge sickle the female simply sucks all of the shitt off of the throbbing cock.
while brandon was getting it in the ass he turned things around and gave cody a sweet suprise with the German fudge slam.
by ilikelittleboys August 10, 2007
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German S'more

When a man cums on a girl's chest, then craps on her. During sex they smear it around and then the girl eats it.
Hey man! Did i tell you about the hilarious German S'more I gave that chick from the party on Saturday?
by Republicrayon February 11, 2009
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Dirty German

Fornicating with a sweaty armpit. Preferably unshaven.
"Dude, when that bitch passed out I gave her a dirty German!"
"Sweet!"
by TCK82 February 8, 2008
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German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.
After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
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German Backpacking

Shitting in a plastic bag and hitting your partner round the face during sex with it
Me and my girl love German backpacking to change the atmosphere in the bedroom
by Immunocompromised May 5, 2015
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