Overdraft Fishing

Overdraft fishing is when your bank pretends to have more money in it than it does, and if spent into they get to legalistically steal via overdraft fees.

"My account seems to have more than I thought it would, but I keep track on paper so I know they're overdraft fishing."

by tiredofliars85 February 24, 2022

Pantry fishing

Similar to dumpster diving but you do it at your own place or a friend's crash pad

Dumpster diving is embarrassingly hobo-like. Choose pantry fishing instead. Even if it's at a community center kitchen.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2022

yugoslavian fishing

when ur like fucked up or something and go fishing for raw ass gaming clips to edit or some shit

bobert: yurrrr rawbert my realseph Broseph, legitimate as fuck you wanna go yugoslavian fishing for some cod clips?

rawbert: fuck nah chit im a fucking quaker, im railing these boys 60 - 0 on aerowalk man, this'll be in my new fragmovie

by movebert August 21, 2022

Sidewalk Fishing

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.

Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022

Sonic Fisting

The act of punching a cat in the penis. Derived from the fact that cats are called “pussies”.

That dude really hates cats, he just sonic fisted that one.
That crazy cat lady over there, she loves sonic fisting, hence being a CRAZY cat lady.

by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022

Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.

Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.

by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022

queer fishing

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".

"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"

by gquia November 25, 2022