Father

a person who does not exist in your life

person 1: wheres your father?
you: whats a father?

by headgiver3000 November 20, 2023

Father

A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"

Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

Fatherfucker

This word is usually used when a child wants to have sexual intercourse with their father.

homosexual kid: my dad is so hot I wanna make love to him
father: Piss off you fatherfucker.

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

Fatherhead

In Saint Lucia, it is said as a pejorative, though it is not repugnant

1) Oye, your fatherhead! (Oye you're full of crap!)

2) Move yuh fatherhead off my kitchen, child! (Move your stupid self out of my kitchen, child!)

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) March 4, 2024

Father Boris

A priest that is biased and isn't fair among people.
Prejudice of race, gender, or sex.

Why did you get that but I was told I couldn't?
Seems like he's acting like Father Boris to me

by Gazyoofder March 23, 2024

Faggerniggot

Peace and love to all the nations

When the leader left the convention they all departed and exclaimed faggerniggot

by Worddoc123 March 26, 2024

Father

He only because a father after he fucked all the women.

Hym "Yeah it sounds good to a piece of shit father but who gives a shit what you think you all think you're better than anyone who ISN'T that but you're a piece of shit who doesn't amount to anything. I'M THE REASON you're great grand kids won't have to push that fucking rock up the hill and THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHO DID IT FOR THEM! BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOUR DADDY! Because your daddy was LESS! DON'T LET THEM THROW YOUR KIDS LIFE IN THE GUTTER! THEY'LL DO IT TO ME, THEY'LL DO OT TO YOUR KIDS, AND THEY'LL DO IT FOREVER!"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024