floorkiss

1) When some moron/idiot/other stupid person forgot to:
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.

2) When a girl trips on nothing

1) Oh my god, you should have seen it. Charley was walking up the stairs and did a massive floorkiss.
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"

by An Incredibly Terrible Person October 3, 2017

Floorgie

When you are at university and you have an orgy with everyone on your floor.

"Man, everyone is hot as fuck on my floor in residence, we should all fuck and have a floorgie."

by fuckmedaddy69420pineappleweed October 8, 2017

Floor

It’s the stuff you fucking walk on everyday ...... unless you live in Africa where they have dirt instead

I walk on the fucking floor every day

by Kay71376 December 30, 2017

Floor Ramen

The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....

"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"

by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018

Floorboard Bitch

One who lives on the floorboards of their home.

Can't afford any bed sheets and is miserable and unhappy because of that.

The only type of bitch that knows what crawls on the floor at night is a floorboard Bitch.

by Donn July 10, 2018