1) When some moron/idiot/other stupid person forgot to:
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.
2) When a girl trips on nothing
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.
2) When a girl trips on nothing
1) Oh my god, you should have seen it. Charley was walking up the stairs and did a massive floorkiss.
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"
by An Incredibly Terrible Person October 03, 2017
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