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1) When some moron/idiot/other stupid person forgot to:
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.

2) When a girl trips on nothing
1) Oh my god, you should have seen it. Charley was walking up the stairs and did a massive floorkiss.
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"
by An Incredibly Terrible Person October 03, 2017
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