floorkiss 

1) When some moron/idiot/other stupid person forgot to:
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.

2) When a girl trips on nothing

1) Oh my god, you should have seen it. Charley was walking up the stairs and did a massive floorkiss.
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"

floorkiss by An Incredibly Terrible Person October 3, 2017

Florkish 

An adjective for when you need to describe something as heavenly or other-worldly beautiful.

Person 1: Yo, this girl I just met is so fucking florkish
Person 2: Chill bro, she cant be THAT awesome...
Person 1: Trust me bro she is thats why im putting this word on urban dictionary for her...

Florkish by spiritual lyrical miracle March 13, 2022

Florissant

The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."

St Louis NoCo Flo Mo Florissant

Florissant by oldestgenxer December 10, 2010

floorless waltz 

This is the term they use in prison when someone gets hanged.

There were many hangings in Berlin, in which the victims would twitch and jump at the end of a rope...hence, doing the "Spandau Ballet." Also, there were frequent suicides of Nazis being held for trial at the Spandau prison. A hanged person tends to jerk around and "dance" if the death is caused by strangulation (and not a snap) they say. As the years went by it progressed to floorless dance or waltz or the air rumba.

"They found Rosco in his room doing the floorless waltz, the air rumba or some call it the floorless dance."

floorless waltz by lovestosmile January 30, 2010

floories 

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

floories by tbombz November 14, 2009

Floorism 

Floorism. Everything is a floor. We believe in that. Dont judge us

"See that guy over there? I heard he believes in floorism! He believes everthings a floor! I heard him call a wall a vertical floor!"

Floorism by Jole the Jolleyfish May 8, 2021

floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo 

A word made up out of necessity to keep the bloodthirsty nations out of connection with the under ground pie world. Quite literally means "chicken pot pie". Now you know... use this information wisely. . .

"Wow what an amazing slice of floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo!"

floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo by Pinky September 14, 2004