floridian edges

when it gets so hot that your baby hairs stick to your forehead and you can move them to look like edges

bewfert: yo it’s so hot
bartholomew: ikr i’m sweating so much i got them floridian edges

by go bonkers ye August 23, 2019

Floridian Sunset

1) when a guy from Tampa butt chugs a wine cooler

2) a shitty song by Katie Noel

Example 1: “Brooooo did you see chad do a Floridian Sunset at the party last night? It was crazy!”

Example2: “that godawful Katie Noel song makes me want to cut my ears off”

by Danny Gurzz September 28, 2020

Floridumbass

A person from a certain state in the United States who engages in the kind of mind-bogglingly bizarre, stupid behavior that gives rise to "Florida Man" stories.

Did you hear about the Floridumbass who got his penis caught in a pencil sharpener?

by anonymous September 23, 2021

Floridian Semite

A move in oral sex in which the person giving oral sex grips the shaft of the penis and moves their hand up and down the penis. Simultaneously, the giver sucks the head of the penis, focusing on licking the underside of the head.

Jacob: Wow man, that blowjob was awesome! She gave me the Floridian Semite!

CJ: Dang, dude. Wish my girl would do that.

by gilbert blythe March 11, 2022

Floridian Empire

A person in S:AND who got the best military because Penguin accidently put an extra zero for one of the collect roles

Person 1: What do you think the Floridian Empire is up to?
Person 2: I don't fucking know. What even is S:AND?
Person 1: Bro doesn't know what S:AND is, what a loser.

by Europe_Lover June 27, 2022

Floridian

A Floridian is one of the most unique species of the US states. Unlike other states, we don’t have a certain memo. We’re a bit of everything, black, asian, white, and (mostly) hispanic/latinos. Many people aren’t necessarily proud to be / live in Florida. Many people think we are “ghetto”, but in reality, we just know how to have fun. Other states make fun of us, but we know how to take it, and make it our ‘own’ thing. Like the Florida man joke, we accepted the joke and we moved on. Cause we’re Floridians and we don’t let stupid sh*t bother us. Floridians love, love, lovee PUBLIX. We know the store layout like the back of our hands. (Unless you’re unfortunately forced to go to a different one.) We also have Walgreens, which is kind of sucky with the medicine and slow, but its good nonetheless. My family moved to Florida in 2014 from Argentina. And honestly in my 9 years of living in Florida, ive never gotten bored of it. Theres always something to do, or some crazy people doing ridiculous stuff you wouldn't see anywhere else. The only downside of Florida right now, is the shitty mayor. But besides that, no matter what people say about my state, i will always be proud to be Floridian. Cuz were unique!!

Person from ohio: Look at that cr@ckhead from Florida!!

Person from Kentucky: Ha!! Yeah, what a weirdo!

Proud Floridian: atleast hes doing something with his life, you irrelevant f*cks.

by Bandit6O June 29, 2023

Homo floridus

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.

That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.

by Diego_Brando April 5, 2022