4 definitions by Bandit6O
A Floridian is one of the most unique species of the US states. Unlike other states, we don’t have a certain memo. We’re a bit of everything, black, asian, white, and (mostly) hispanic/latinos. Many people aren’t necessarily proud to be / live in Florida. Many people think we are “ghetto”, but in reality, we just know how to have fun. Other states make fun of us, but we know how to take it, and make it our ‘own’ thing. Like the Florida man joke, we accepted the joke and we moved on. Cause we’re Floridians and we don’t let stupid sh*t bother us. Floridians love, love, lovee PUBLIX. We know the store layout like the back of our hands. (Unless you’re unfortunately forced to go to a different one.) We also have Walgreens, which is kind of sucky with the medicine and slow, but its good nonetheless. My family moved to Florida in 2014 from Argentina. And honestly in my 9 years of living in Florida, ive never gotten bored of it. Theres always something to do, or some crazy people doing ridiculous stuff you wouldn't see anywhere else. The only downside of Florida right now, is the shitty mayor. But besides that, no matter what people say about my state, i will always be proud to be Floridian. Cuz were unique!!
Person from ohio: Look at that cr@ckhead from Florida!!
Person from Kentucky: Ha!! Yeah, what a weirdo!
Proud Floridian: atleast hes doing something with his life, you irrelevant f*cks.
Person from Kentucky: Ha!! Yeah, what a weirdo!
Proud Floridian: atleast hes doing something with his life, you irrelevant f*cks.
by Bandit6O June 29, 2023
Perfect. Perfect does not exist. Nobody is perfect, and nobody will ever be perfect. Because being 'Perfect' is a selective view, and what do i mean by that? What selective view means is that only certain people would consider somebody 'Perfect'.
For example, a beautiful woman appears on a magazine, and one woman says "Wow, shes so beautiful, and perfect."
The other woman sitting next to her, takes a look at the magazine cover, and says "Hmm, shes pretty, but shes not perfect."
This is an example of why being 'Perfect' does not exist. Until a person is able to be admired, loved, or to be desired, by all 8,045,311,447 human beings that live on this planet, they are not 'Perfect'. Atleast, not in everybodys eyes.
Another decent example i came up with is Bella Hadid, the woman rated third most beautiful woman in the world.
Many people think that Bella Hadid is Perfect, but she really isn't, she even thought that herself.
(Bella Hadid)
“People think I'm very confident, but I really had to learn how to be,” Hadid told the publication. “I love them now, but I was always self-conscious of my hips. And I thought I had such a weird face. I remember very distinctly getting bullied because of my features.”
This goes to show that not even Bella Hadid thought she was perfect! and neither did her bullies!
So remember to love yourself!
For example, a beautiful woman appears on a magazine, and one woman says "Wow, shes so beautiful, and perfect."
The other woman sitting next to her, takes a look at the magazine cover, and says "Hmm, shes pretty, but shes not perfect."
This is an example of why being 'Perfect' does not exist. Until a person is able to be admired, loved, or to be desired, by all 8,045,311,447 human beings that live on this planet, they are not 'Perfect'. Atleast, not in everybodys eyes.
Another decent example i came up with is Bella Hadid, the woman rated third most beautiful woman in the world.
Many people think that Bella Hadid is Perfect, but she really isn't, she even thought that herself.
(Bella Hadid)
“People think I'm very confident, but I really had to learn how to be,” Hadid told the publication. “I love them now, but I was always self-conscious of my hips. And I thought I had such a weird face. I remember very distinctly getting bullied because of my features.”
This goes to show that not even Bella Hadid thought she was perfect! and neither did her bullies!
So remember to love yourself!
by Bandit6O August 5, 2023
JamesEpicgamer294: Kys, loser!
lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”
lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.
JamesEpicgamer294: what..?
lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”
lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.
JamesEpicgamer294: what..?
by Bandit6O August 5, 2023
Tophobia is a phobia of Tophiachu, this phobia is to be taken very seriously Aldo, common amongst many people. There is no known cure for this phobia and it is life-long.
Daniella: Hey did you see that tophia farted on her live and was caught watching asian 🌽??
Sarah: No.. i have Tophobia.
Sarah: No.. i have Tophobia.
by Bandit6O May 1, 2023