Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Neck diaper

Another word for a bib that is commonly worn by babies

Look at that neck diaper, its so festive!

by Dugly November 5, 2020

yellow diaper

A diaper that is yellow due to urination.

Typically caused by babies or old people.

Granny just gave herself a yellow diaper.

by YellowDiaper September 29, 2020

Silverware Drawer

When a group of People Arrange in a line spooning each other. In order from Most DOM (big spoon) to Most Sub(little Spoon)*. This is not intended as sexual or for an Orgy. this is intended for emotional support. because some people feel better when other people are happy. and when people are making them happy.

*Big spoon>>>>>>>>50/50>>>>>>>>Little spoon

Im a Big 6'2" Male swimmer with big emotions. I'm happy being 'big spoon' making 'Little Spoon' Happy. But I need my 'little spoon' to be 'Big spoon' for me sometimes. I introduce the Silverware drawer I can Be 'Big spoon' and 'Little spoon' at the same time.

by Panguin8281 October 5, 2020

Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.

Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.

by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021

toilet diapers

what my high ass called a box of tissues

p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing

by pissbabey August 26, 2021