Deuceity

The fear of defecating in another person's bathroom.

Kyle, afflicted with Deuceity, was deathly afraid of dropping mud in an unfamiliar woman's bathroom.

by bereloom May 6, 2014

Deuce

Refers to a having a small penis

You going to see James? " Why? He's a deuce and he and he has no money.

by Roman Goddess of Love June 12, 2014

deucer

A ball hit so hard in baseball that it could be considered a "nuker".

Did you see Chris's homerun? That thing was a deucer!

by jacktags4 July 4, 2015

Deuce

2 ounces of lean/drank (promethaziene w codeine)

I poured up a deuce now everything movin sloowww

by Wallstreet_J March 15, 2017

Deuce Deuce

A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.

Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Deuces

It means peace of either “hello” or “goodbye”

Man: deuces
Woman: how are you

Or

Men: Ok I gtg, deuce
Women: ok

by Jdufnef January 5, 2018

Deucebumps

The hair raising bumps on your face and arms when you have to poop .

As he approached the bathroom door, his stomach rumbled and the ”deucebumps” appeared on his arms and face.

by Lowboy41 May 29, 2018