crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob

Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard

by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019

Crunchyitis

An arthritic feeling in a particular body part due to old age

My fingers have crunchyitis

by Moodypoodyrudy December 16, 2019

Crunchy-crunchy

Sexual inter course

Did you two end up having sex last night? Yes, we did the crunchy-crunchy

by @ciscomedy December 21, 2019

crunchwoom

most often used to call "Bradys" either stupid or retarded

wow, your IQ is like a crunchwoom Brady.

by fadedlunar January 8, 2020

Crunchy Crispy Donut

A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find

Crispyer Crunchyer Donuter

Crunchy Crispy Donut

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake

The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.

wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"

by Mr cleans uncle October 3, 2020

crunchy brain

someone who comes up with genius ideas that are ultimately stupid

making a glory hole in a cardboard square for social distancing is crunchy brain activity

by kaheehee October 5, 2020