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Crap64

A retarded play on the name of a 64 bit cartridge based console released by Nintendo ~1996. Excellent graphics despite what this moron says, but lack of a large number of truly "fun" titles and eventually went under after becoming nothing more than a Pokémon player.
Ok, to comment to the person who started this: you make no sense! Cartridge based systems are not by defininition slower than CD based systems! CPU speed determines how fast your system is. Actually, cartidges load almost instantaneously as they work like RAM does in your computer, with direct contact. CD's however, require high amounts of read time, which can be very annoying... a major flaw of the PSX. The only reason everybody doesn't still use cartridges is the high cost and limited capacity. They are a much better media.
Sony roolz is an illiterate retard, and thus called the N64 a Crap64 because he swallowed the analog stick and couldn't figure out how to use it.
by Jacques November 12, 2003
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crakron

How Akron is pronounced in the local dialect.

conjunction of crack + akron
I live in crakron. Home to the most segregrated population (next to South Africa) and most fanatical-religious(slightly less than Afghanistan) population in the world.
by crakronite May 4, 2006
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Crap Art

Art for art's sake, usually accompanied by a fake deep statement on the bottom.
A Crap Art picture of a frog kissing a pig, and the Russian flag is in the background. Underneath it says "Lordy lord what a gourd!"
by Biopharmer May 1, 2008
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crap

poop or just plain disapointment, for those of you that are into British slang, its basicaly just like saying "Bugger"
The cops are after me! I lost my shirt to a rabid hobo! And now I have AIDS! Crap!
by fotia autos March 20, 2008
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Capri

A sweet, loving girl who can be a bitch sometimes and likes to gossip. She is really dirty-minded but loves her friends and inside jokes. She is a soccer girl / soccer queen . She hangs out with a lot of boys but thinks they are all annoying. She joined the four-square dynasty of her best friend's crush. She only uses mechanical pencils and sings songs about chubman Her friend's name is ha (not joking guys) and she has a fake juul that she shares with her bff at school.

Please add this it would me a lot. Thank you so much if you did! 😆
"Capri is so awesome!"
by BillieSor April 9, 2019
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Microsuck Windows Crap

#1 Hey dude, is your copy of Microsuck Windows Crap acting up again?
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!
by Mr. Pseudonym22 March 19, 2011
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crap rock

A genre of music made famous in the early 21st century by the band White Stripes, centered around making a multi-million dollar Compact Disc digital recording sound like a 5 dollar vinyl record from the 60's. The music itself is simple in nature, and is often what most beginning musicians write in their early attempts at creating decent music. Brought into the mainstream by scene kids who thought that listening to an underground band was cool; Do not make the mistake in believing that these crap rock artists are all bad musicians, but just that most make it their goal to make bad music for people with no taste to eat up, while the artist makes money for music that most would consider unfit for major label backing.
(Jill)- "Hey Jack, have you heard the new White Stripes album?"

(Jack)- "Sorry Jill, I don't listen to crap rock."
by Chris & Kc September 30, 2005
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