Covid 19

A man made disease created by the American Democratic Party to regain political control

Covid 19 might kill thousands of people, but at least we won’t have to see anymore of Trump’s mean tweets.

by MikeFJB’swife August 1, 2022

The Covid 19 pounds

The 19 pounds EVERYONE gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus

Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020

Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023

Covid Sink

A sink found in a washroom or laundry room. Common use of the sink includes washing COVID germs from your epidermis prior to entering the sanitized clean room of a home. Typically resembles a utility sink, but not to be confused as the COVID sink has magical antibacterial properties. Should be surrounded by hand sanitizer, Clorox wipes, and Lysol spray.

Welcome to our home, please wash the germs from your person in our COVID sink.

by rlyjames December 29, 2021

Covid

Cover
Over
void
Insurance
death

little weird huh?
as11351 whats ur ips?

Covid,
Reminds me of bedsmen from jotul

by MineOwedWu's August 1, 2021

COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.

"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"

by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025

covid slut

Someone who doesn't practice social distancing

Damo: Last night I fucked that street whore for a half hour straight!
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.

by Dracophile September 26, 2020