jump the couch

To jump the couch is to go crazy for someone on national T.V. by ''jumping on thier couch'' Can be used on people you know personally too. Also see jump the shark Tom Cruise

Steve: OH MY GOD I LOVE ALYSSA SO MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH *starts to jump*

Fred: Gee, no reason to jump the couch Steve, your ruining my 599 dollar leather couch!

by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007

Couch Bombing

When somebody humps a couch for pleasure.

I just started to explore couch bombing, and to my suprise it felt good, so i continued.

by Phil johnsbury August 16, 2008

chouch

1. The area of skin between the genitals and the anus aka. the perennium, taint, grundle

Damn, I hate it when my chouch gets chapped!

by Brian A3066 May 19, 2008

Couchie

Someone who sleeps on their parents couch until they’re 40 years old because they’re a loser!

Bro Cameron loves to be his moms couchie boy, and she’s almost 80 years old now! What a loser

by Bb _ats April 1, 2019

Couch Commando

when you are giving the business to a lady or gentlemen on a couch and you pull out shoot your load on them 2 in the chest and one in the head.... then pick up your gear and move on to the next without a word

The Tin man blasted the slutty he picked up at the Venue gave her 2 in the chest and one in the had and moved on to the next till he finds his heart ever since then hes been known as a Stone cold Couch Commando

by robbielocks October 9, 2011

mexi-couch

to pile as many people on a couch as possible

Person A: How many people does it take to mexi-couch?
Person B: As many as you can fit on the couch!

by L. Christine January 6, 2008

Couch Dent

a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...

b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)

"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"

by Couch Dent September 25, 2009