over the counter baby

A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby

Linda: I was felling lonely, so I went and got some over the counter baby
Vanessa: cool

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

sucking against counter

Playing Xayah against tristana while being extremely mad

Blitzcrank "ADC you suck"
Xayah "sucking against counter"

by Dankmeme1337 November 7, 2017

Full Uno Reverse Counter

if full counter and a uno reverse card did the dragon ball z combination dance u would get the Full Uno Reverse Counter which is stronger than "nay thee" and this is made out of nobelium uranium, so only for smart peoples. it functions like jojos "golden experience requim" and is unbeatable

Me: u gay
ThimoT: nay thee
Me: Full Uno Reverse Counter
ThimoT: *dies*
ThimoT:*gets killed again*
ThimoT:*and again*

by dendenthepuppy October 10, 2018

pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

bigpuffer's kitchen counter

bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made

omg he's THE bigpuffer's kitchen counter, omg

by M0onl1gh1 September 28, 2022

sticky milk counter

When you cum on a girls breasts

John: how did you date go?

Ryan: when pretty good. Gave her a sticky milk counter

by JackRyder January 24, 2023

over-the-counter medication

Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

by QuacksO November 3, 2023