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Cuban Sunrise

While doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a maglight to momentarily blind her. While she's dazed jam the maglight in her ass, pull it out and beat her round the head with it.
On my honeymoon I thought I'd be romantic and surprise my wife with a cuban sunrise.
by gypsygypsy55 October 13, 2007
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Cuban

They eat lots of rice,beans and porc meat. They love parties,drinking,dancing(they r very good at it) and whatever involves sexy bitches, they are a race of sex adicts and they don't go out with anyone easely they have high espectatives to their girlfriends basicly they have to be extremely fit and sexy and hot. they will be a get around for a relationship but be careful they have skills at making you full in love with them and they also have skills at knowing what you are thinking about and they can esaly read your mind even if you don't know them very well, they will make laugh even if they are trying to annoy you, their most common name is Jose and normally they are sexy, their not easely impressed and they are not esay to annoy because apparently they like to live their lifes as best as possible. they like to dress tight and some of them like rappers they like to listen to reggeaton and disco music and whatever is good to dance in a party. they love hot wether and hate cold due to their wether in cuba. i don't know if im wrong but for me being a fu*king manwhore that goes out with anyone is bad yeh? well they think that the one that goes out with the most girls and has the biggest co*k and fuc*s the most is the coolest.i could keep talkin about the for a whole day but i can't be asked lol and i know all this because i live in miami where 90% of the people are cuban
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by cubanlover1000000 November 15, 2010
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Cubesis

The study and Thesis of the cube; Impenaturable cube of knowlage
Cubesis is coming for you...
by chronicdrums September 12, 2005
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Cube

the act that a nerd preforms when solving a rubix cube, can be preformed in a race like fashion with other nerds, and often done with intense music
Joe: "Wanna se how fast I can cube?! I am trying to break 1 minute."
by wardenchar921 September 23, 2009
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Cube vomit

The overloading of personal items brought in by "that" co-worker in the cube farm that insists on reliving childhood show and tell - pictures, "thoughts of the day", bobbleheads, inspirational day-by-day calendars, and hideous paraphenilia. Frequently includes cats and grandchildren in precarious outfits.
"Whoa. Did you see what Mrs. Baglady brought in this time? How does she even find her file folders? Are those cats kissing? Ugh. Cube vomit"
by DMD0cal February 5, 2010
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Cuban Goggles

The act of inverted oral sex with a girl where the males' genitals are covering the females eyes.
"Man I was mouth fucking jackie from above last night and I gave her a pair of cuban goggles", said dave.
by asstreelunker09 February 17, 2010
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cuban slip and slide

When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.
Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.
by Mamohmarr October 5, 2013
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