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A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Wallbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).
"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."
by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006
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Barnacle

A person who desperately looks to latch themselves onto a pre-existing group that does not wish to expand the group.
Dude, that guy is a total barnacle! We gotta ditch him fast.
by Marc Logan July 7, 2012
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Barnstorming

something exciting or profound.
"what a great movie!" "yes, it was barnstorming!!"
by Ben Holt November 24, 2003
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Barney

Barney is the term used mainly among the black community and common associated with the term "ass nigga". If you don't know what Barney means you are Barney. Which makes you reading this right now a "Barney Ass Nigga". PBS was granted by 500 million dollars by Barney ass nigga Barack Obama in hopes of finding a cure. Constant debates between whether theirs a cure for being Barney has sparked war around the world as world leaders argue whose Barney and whose not Barney. If you still reading this you so Barney to the point where it's irreversible. You now referred to being what many call "Barney as a motherfuck". At this level of Barney I who's is typing this can not type the definition without becoming Barney.
Barack Obama passed a bill to grant PBS 500 million dollars to research find a cure for "Barney ass niggas"
by YouBarneyForLookingAtMyName September 16, 2014
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Barneghetto

A town in New Jersey also known as "Barnegat". It has a lame downtown, 2 Wawas within 5 minutes of eachother, half-completed housing developments, sprawling retirement communities, and never-ending construction of the interchange on the Parkway.

One of the worst parts of Barneghetto is an area known as "Settler's Landing", where at least 5 people get shot each day. Nobody knows what the houses in Settler's Landing originally looked like, because 80% of them have burned down since the 70s. If you want to die, venture onto Lexington Drive. Other attractions in Barneghetto include the Deer Chase/Brookville area, which is an up-and-coming Settlers. However, it isn't as Settlers-esque as W Bay Ave retirement communities, where senior citizens throw poker chips and set arson to eachother's motorized scooters to gain turf along Bay Ave. The Pheasant Run retirees have recently been challenged by newcomers such as the Mirage retirees and the Heritage Bay retirees.
I'm going far in life LOL JK I'm from Barneghetto

There's so much to do here LOL JK I'm from Barneghetto
by 609er August 23, 2010
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Barnes Party

Noun: A Party that has a lack of alcohol or very low quality alcohol, such as Colt .45. Slampigs are regulars at a Barne's Party.
Adj: A party that is poorly planned and executed.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I'm so bored, I may have to go to a Barnes Party"
by TKE8624 March 17, 2008
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Barney Bag

A Barney Bag is the name that is given to a bag that you put on your head when having intercourse with an extremely unattractive partner. The idea behind the Barney Bag is that the partner is so unattractive you don't bother putting a bag on their head, but put one on yourself thus ensuring there is no danger of their bag falling off. Can also be used as a descriptive term, a "barney bagger"
That individual was so utterly hideous that the only way I could fathom engaging in intercourse with them is if I wore a barney bag.
by CB4ever February 28, 2009
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