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Did I do the button thing already?

Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.
Now, my question to you comes in 2 parts: At what point is Subject A morally obligated to press their button to prevent Subject B from pressing theirs and is Subject B morally obligated to NOT press their button and what would the conditions need to be for pressing the button to be justified. Now let me further contextualize the situation. While the subjects are int the room, Subject A is fed filet mignon, gets his dick sucked daily, and has communication with the outside world. Subject B receives a bologna sandwich accompanied by an air horn being blasted every time they eat. So, my follow up question is this: If you are Subject A and Subject B presses their button, what is your excuse for not pressing yours? What excuse is sufficient to justify your inaction after Button B has been pressed? Subject B didn't deserve the increased quality of life? They didn't ask nicely enough? They demanded that you press your button or threatened to press theirs? Do you have a responsibility to deactivate the other subject's button and if not what responsibility do you actually have to other people?"
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
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Threading the Button

The act of cumming inside a belly button, and optionally allowing it to drip out and down to the vagina.
"Babe, let's try threading the button tonight."
by YungScooby December 18, 2016
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The Like Button (Urban Dictionary)

Something Urban Dictionary removed, for fucking no reason at all, I don't even get why, it's fucking retarded that they removed it, they pulled a YouTube November 2021.

It was a way to see the best definitions, now you don't know anything, and you can't comment on them, cuz Urban Dictionary removed that a verrrrrrrrry long time ago, for no fucking reason at all too.
I have no fucking clue why Urban Dictionary got rid of the like button, I hope they bring it back.|

The Like Button (Urban Dictionary)
by zpowers August 11, 2025
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National sniff your belly button day

Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj December 30, 2024
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button dottz

When you leave bruises on her shoulders, both sets of her cheeks, her ankles, knees, and or hips....due to strong sexual performance with use of ones hands, cock, or just a strong set of hips. Creating blows or squeezes that are left on the woman/receiving end's body.
"of my God bro!" "You should have seen that girl ...she had hella button dottz!" "Lmfao!"
by Gilf'nit March 4, 2025
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Benjamin Buttoned

When an older guy has sex with a younger woman so much he starts becoming younger and she starts aging.
I Benjamin Buttoned this 22 year old chick the other day, now I’m feeling 25 again.
by Bulgarian69 November 9, 2017
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Beardy Button

beardy button (n) - when a man's beard flawlessly blends into his chest hair, which then reaches all the way to his belly button.
"You got a beardy button dude" - Tipsy Roo
by UndrawingLeech0 January 9, 2019
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