Burrito

A food that is covered in a tortilla or some other kind of sheet

The thing I shove up my ass sometimes

Random ass dude: Ay man what chu eating
Me: A burrito

*bangs on door*
Coach: What going on in there?
*slowly puts burrito in the ass*
Me: nothing sir

by PeepMC April 14, 2021

burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time

Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

Burrito Hippies

A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.

“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”

“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”

by Hairbear44 June 2, 2018

Punto Burrito

1. A pussy who is gay, faggish, stupid
2. It's what you call your friends if you are mad at them

1. You stupid fucking Punto Burrito
2. Wow your so gay you Punto Burrito

by Ian Fox June 21, 2008

Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024

israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada

I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.

by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023

Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming

“Are you even listening to me?hello?? NATA BURRITO!!!”

by A joe cock November 12, 2020