Impulsive Autism

when someone is autistic and very impulsive.

bro stop smashing the table, you have impulsive autism.

by Enjay and Titus April 24, 2023

Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.

"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."

by Headbutt The Pussy May 23, 2023

calder autism

calder autism is adhd mixed with high-functioning autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

Example 1:

him: aher hehaeh fuck shit
us: that guy has calder autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

by Ya Nan is Hot August 6, 2023

Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you

Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro

by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023

my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.

Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*

by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024

Fake Autism

fumbfucks who say they are autistic, despite not being autistic
usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.

they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.

oh god.. another one of those tiktokers with fake autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.

by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023

Dirty autistic

When you use a can of chili as lubricant while banging an autistic midget.

Dude, you totally forgot to bring the shredded cheese when i Dirty Autisticked that chick last night.

by Blaster jjj February 12, 2024