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Panic at the disco

Panic at the disco is easily the worst band on the planet. It causes thoughts of suicide, explosive diarrhea, mad cow disease, swine flu, and rarely offers any actual benefits. Panic at The Disco is responsible for the deaths of nearly 47 thousand children, including orphans and toddlers. The only people that claim to like this band are: Hitler, Rosie odonnell, and Barack Obama.
Greg - Dude, i was listening to some Panic at the disco earlier, im not feeling to good.

Frank- Swine Flu?

Greg- it's a combo this time, aids and Mad cow disease

Frank- those bastards

Look At The Deuche 

A drinking game where all players are dealt a card, and then they put the card on their foreheads without being able to look at it themselves, but with all other players being able to see everyone else's card. Then each player bets a number of drinks that the looser has to drink. Whomever has the lowest card has to drink the number of drinks that the person with the highest card bet. Thus if the lowest card that anyone has is hypothetically a 4, and the highest card is a king, then the person with the 4 has to drink however many drinks the person with the king bet.
Dude lets play Look At The Deuche tonight, we'll get soooo smashed man

bone at the beach 

When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach
"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"
bone at the beach by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

Staring at the sugar bowl 

When you stare off into space, in a daze. Like a kid staring at a bowl full of sugar.
Girl: *stares at the wall, in a daze*
Guy: You must be tired, you're staring at the sugar bowl!

re-growth at the roots 

It is an expression in women's world, that describes the growing of hair roots showing the natural color of the hair against the dyed one.
Her hair dye is always perfect, not a single sign of re-growth at the roots. Had I not known her since she was a kid I would have thought her a genetic blonde.

Doing Squats At The Beach 

verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.

It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?

You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car