Alex is a boy despite being 18, he still acts 12.He is single handedly the most annoying person on earth and he just wants to fuck anything with legs and he's pretty awesome and I love him so back off. He's still gay as fuck. Alex goncalves, will you do me the honour of being the 36th person to suck my dick ?
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by Alexs bitch February 29, 2020
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Absolute trash. The worst the guy you will ever meet. The male equivalent of a thot (if he could ever get laid). Nearly the definition of F*ckboy but is a homosexual. Not only does he try to get in every girls pants, he loves leading on gay guys. Alex's are usually handsy, short tempered, aggressive, and Jewish.
Absolute trash. The worst the guy you will ever meet. The male equivalent of a thot (if he could ever get laid). Nearly the definition of F*ckboy but is a homosexual. Not only does he try to get in every girls pants, he loves leading on gay guys. Alex's are usually handsy, short tempered, aggressive, and Jewish.
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