15th april

National-stay-in-bed-day

15th April is National-stay-in-bed-day where we get to sleep all day without being called lazy

15th april by Pooface_ April 14, 2021

J.A.S.A.P. 

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012

apostrophe crime 

What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...

sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?

apostrophe crime by brittandherllama January 11, 2006

Sapnap appreciation day 

December 1st is sapnap appreciation day

Sapnap appreciation day is tomorrow, let's go spam him with nice comments

Sapnap appreciation day by NotEvenEvan November 26, 2020

aphmau 

the kind of girl who wouldn't be shy to you at first but would get shipped with a lot of people because they like her, (she's also the best youtuber ever!)

Laurnce: woah aphmau's SO out going!

Gareth: well duh she's cute

aphmau by CuteGirlBunny May 12, 2016

April 17 

April 17 is national shut the fuck up day. It doesn’t matter who you are just shut the fuck up and stop saying stupid shit

Hey dipshit it’s april 17, so shut the fuck up

April 17 by Nigward45626987 April 15, 2019

college application 

the most hated part of all highschoolers, takes up tons of time and is basically just a bitch.

Jason, "brooo, wanna chill tonight?"
Thomas, "nah man, gotta finish this college application."
Jason, "oh yeah that, a total bitch"

college application by ts@Ng096 October 23, 2013