Cock slasher

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006

cock fonnied

When you get friend zoned after getting naked and almost having sex.

Jessie got cock fonnied the other day, poor girl

by Anvi.mr August 18, 2019

Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.

Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"

by Songyy July 22, 2023

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 14, 2023

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

Campbell Cocks

usually gay. the name cocks suggests it. loves a cock from the back, that’s why cocks is at the back of his name. is a gym bro and mad vesher. loves zaza. has a brain full of great ideas… wait shit ideas, probs coz it’s full of spider webs tbh.

see that emo goth dude? he’s definitely a campbell cocks

by ftguip May 20, 2023

Cock gobbler

Someone who consumes dick at an alarming rate and also only eats dick shaped foods like a little whore.

You my friend are a cock gobbler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022