cock punter

When a guy is talking to a girl and another girl breaks into the conversation and says something offensive about the girl he's talking to and gets turned off by it.

Stop being such a cock punter Mary, I like him.

by maryJanee January 02, 2014

Cock and mouth disorder

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’

by Charz96 May 21, 2023

Dot cock

When your on the gear and your cock shrivels up but you still whip it out for your fourth root that night.

Im four days deep now i got dot cock lad.

by Tysielad April 10, 2023

cock vitamin

A woman's craving for sexual intercourse.

She looks sad and needs her weekly dose of cock vitamin.

by Johnny Havoc May 02, 2017

senior seal cock

when my friend sucks a dick super hard senior seal cock

when the man gets sucked by me (ur mom) senior seal cock

by senior seal cock October 13, 2020

cactus cock

Dry mouth

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock

by November 07, 2020

Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.

Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.

by Joosy Phroot December 05, 2022