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Married With Children

Fox TV show that aired from 1987 to 1997. Co-created by a Black man, this groundbreaking, insanely funny cartoonish show put all of the other sitcoms to shame.
When it came to true comedy, MWC was deadly serious.
by Bem Suggs December 11, 2003
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Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
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poverty with a view

Term used to describe life in Bend, Oregon or Central Oregon in general. Refers to numerous nearby mountain peaks, rivers, forests, clean air, and microbreweries, with the understanding that everyone will work for close to minimum wage ($7.50/hr) regardless of level of education due to a dysfunctional job market.
Honey, did you see the place for sale down the street? It's a run-down double-wide on a flat one acre lot. Includes monster truck. Wow, that's what I call "poverty with a view".
by MirrorPondGuzzler December 10, 2006
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Shit with sugar

A saying used sarcasticly when somebody asks a question about food to which the replyer answers.
by LasVegas_or_Monaco July 4, 2010
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Fuck with

To get on someone's bad side, to make them angry
"You don't wanna fuck with the mafia. I can swear they'll kill you
by Shady fan August 21, 2014
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Oy with the poodles already!

Taken from the popular dramedy 'Gilmore Girls' (2000 - 2007 R.I.P.) starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel, this phrase can be used to shut up a person that is talking non-stop about a certain subject.
This phrase can be heard in the opening of the episode titled "I Can't Get Started" (season 2, episode 22) when Lorelai, played by Graham, mentions that "oy" and "poodle" are the two funniest words in the entire world. She says that if you put them togther in a sentence you'd have a catchphrase that's "knocking 'What you talkin' about Willis?' right out of first place".
Hollywood-Obssesed Girl: "Oh em gee! Can you believe how Brad just absolutely left Jennifer for that big-lipped freak Angelina Jolie?! I mean, come on! They were sooooo cute together! And unless you've been living under a rock since '04, you've heard about it! I feel sooooo bad for Jenn. It was just so unfair for that poor excuse for an actress to come and steal Brad! Of course, Brad is to blame too! It's just like a man to go cheating like that. And then there's the fact that-"

Girl 2 (interrupting): "Oy with the poodles already!"
by Jordalyn January 5, 2009
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Witch-Crow

A Witch-Crow is of a female gender, usually referring to an older woman ( 40+). She is always the bearer of bad news and her mere presence brings a negative and pessimistic vibe.

The Witch-Crow has long acrylic nails, her favorite colour is usually purple or red. They tend to have a high pitched crow-like voice that pierces the ears of young adolescence.

NOTE: Do not be fooled when a Witch-Crow is 'crying' or pretending to have feelings... this is part of their plan to trap you.
The Witch-Crow is home, quick where should we go?

"Clean the house idiots", yells the witchcrow.
by enidohr September 20, 2011
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