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Water wedge 

A golf club that has been tossed into a pond in an explosive temperamental tantrum.
Hey Big G could I use your water wedge for this shot Nick asked
Whats a water wedge? Replied Big G
That club you tossed into the pond the last time we played!! Said Nick
Water wedge by Kid_nic September 17, 2020

LEMON WEDGEE 

Is basically the same as a regular wedgee but it is performed by pulling up the front of the underwear (Lemon is for the Pee stain).
As Dave and Bobby were hiding in the closet from their Uncle Dan.

As Uncle Dan stood at the closet door, Paul snuck up behind and proceeded to give him a “LEMON WEDGEE” he’d never forget.
LEMON WEDGEE by MATTSLAPPY17 November 20, 2020

Single Wide Republican

is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.

A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.
That stupid single wide republican thinks he is richm

Asshole Widening 

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

Dork wedge 

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.
The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.
Dork wedge by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

world wide web

wth is the world wide web dad?