Spank vision

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.

I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.

by C-hamm April 17, 2014

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2020 Vision

An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.

I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.

by FactDeJour October 17, 2020

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My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

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visiting fireman

an important person who often gets special treatment, such as someone who is visiting to observe the workplace

A visiting fireman passed through town today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2009

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A brown boy who thinks he's good. They are extremely racist, and rude to everyone. They are the type of people to play fortnite and be in one of those clickbait youtube videos. Along with this Vinit's are usually very short, and untalented and stupid.

Dude, Vinit's are so wack!!!!

by NinjaTheWiz December 12, 2018

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