oil your drumstick

When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"

BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.

by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016

Oil reserve

1.small sections where oil is extracted

2. A man's big cock

1. We just made another oil reserve
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.

by ZCdsac saf January 31, 2016

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Hair oil

Always said to a person who cuts their hair short. Most of the time is said to an Asian male. Native to Michigan. People say this when they want to roar people.

HAIR OILLLL!

by Hair oil June 13, 2019

Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer

Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!

by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.

That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.

by CP85 June 23, 2022

Oil City

A trash club that is about to be finished in 2026, that gets all its money from the Oil Lords. About to get thrashed in the future Champions Leagues by real teams, its real fans will not be able to do anything, as they don't exist. The club loves oil (money) and plastic (fans).

Babe, wake up. Oil City got its 116th financial fairplay charge.

by The Oompaloompa February 17, 2024