stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

by kool4id November 6, 2024

Stroking

to sit around and do nothing for a period of time

Bro I haven't done anything all day, just been straight stroking tbh

by feelin like john pork December 3, 2024

Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".

Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.

by Guhly December 21, 2023

stronk

A: An alternate word for "strong" to be used in more casual and silly scenarios.
B: A word used to describe a brief episode of stupidity in which one is unable to form words properly. Derived from the word "stroke", and is commonly used to substitute the term "brain fart".

A: Why did they make Peter Griffin so stronk when they added him to Fortnite???
B: I'm bringing home cilhi. Cihli. Chilly. Chili. I just had a stronk.

by TheSealDeal January 3, 2024

strooked

A person who is uptight, serious, strict, prude, sourpuss, taskmaster, grinch, nitpicker and / or annoying.

He’s Sooo strooked I can just hear his voice saying “oh wow you’re looking very unusual today” in his weird high pitched accent.

You’re kidding. What a strooked man! You should turn his electricity off one night.

I miss our strooked routines.

by Hunners March 5, 2024

Stroke the Joker

a game played on roadtrips in the car where one or more boys remove their shirts and pretend to masturbate, so that cars around them believe that they are actually masturbating, thus eliciting a humorous reaction

Guy 1: 3 more hours till we get there
Guy 2: Dude we should play Stroke The Joker to pass the time

by papi quando March 10, 2024

Strokeometry

The teaching of stroking ones penis

Mr. Peen was teaching Lazaro the art of strokeometry

by ApolloDoggo March 14, 2024