Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".

Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

Slurpees

People who wear red hats and get on their knees for Donald Trump.

Take that red hat off. You look like one of those damned Slurpees.

by GMG1981 August 7, 2025

Slurpee

When one man cums in a girl and another sucks it out. Also known as people named Matt Richard’s.

Matt Richard’s loves giving slurpees.

by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025

Slurpee

A slurpee is when a man cums in a girl and another man sucks it out. Matt Richard’s loves Slurpees.

Matt Richard’s loves slurpees with Hobson.

by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025

Slurpent

A person who loves giving bj’s but snakily expects free drinks or gifts in return

Becky got like for free shots after she came back inside, she’s such a slurpent.

by E2kRachet October 4, 2025

Shlurped

A word describing a blowjob.

“I got shlurped.”
“I’m getting shlurped.”
“I’m going to get shlurped.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

SLURPNGURP

The act of Stripper Extracting and consuming male semen in her mouth in the secondary room in a Gentleman Club

That's her third Slurpngurp today and it 2:00pm we open at Noon...Can we say smells like dick!!! Baby wipe please and more lipstick!!

by BELLABADASS..LMAO May 3, 2025